I am a rockstar.

2008-10-05T21:16:00.006+08:00

Inv!gorate, turned out to be quite fun. Just the type of activity we need to bond with our senior class.

Yesterday, first day. Had basketball first, ok looks like our class can't really heck basketball, lucky we had marcus, saved our asses the humilation of too big a difference in points. But we still lost to all the other classes, man! Nevermind, there's always next year. Wth lah Ike came for like only one game, specifically told him to stay till 1 plus, play one game then leave, bloody hell. But yet again what can we expect from people like him? Can kill him lah.

Girls were playing floorball, lucky they won every game, not bad not bad. Haha. I shall refrain from defaming floorball for now. Haha. But i hardly watched the floorball so yeah nothing to say.

Then guys went for floorball and girls went for captains ball. Floorball was alot better. Had Lavan and jing rong, floorball people. Marcus and kundan were damn imba too. Marcus was like doing laps lah, running non stop, what to expect from a crosser? Haha. Won 2 out of the 3 floorball matches, lost to 11, sian we were this close to winning the all the floorball matches.

And the girls captains ball, i have come to a conclusion that when girls play captains ball, there will be people exiting in a wheelchair. Don't know how they play lah, either they're very enthu or they're just very clumsy. Haha. Well 14 didn't do very well for that too. Bernice sprained her ankle, haha girls and captains ball really don't go lah. It's like:

Girls+captains ball=sprained ankles

Went for training after that. Woo dom and i are back in throws. Yah i know abit funny lah, but what to do? haha. I wonder what huan jek's reaction will be. haha. Did gym on top of throwing. Wow it's been too long lah, squats like shit lah, weights droped by 30kg, sian sian sian. Must train harder. Yah then went for dinner with manu dom mich and jaime. Talked alot of nonsense lah. What else can we do? Then went to buy bubble tea, yes i think i'll get diabetes very soon, better cut down. Manu went on and on on how nice his grape bubble tea was, lol. Spastic. Took bus back home, talked more nonsense, got home and collapsed.

This morning, rolled out of bed, landed on the floor. Wl legs not function, totally gone. Beats me how i played soccer at all today. Must've been possessed, haha. Well we lost all the matches also. Ah looks like 14 isn't really cut out for sports. Well marcus was MIA the whole day today, having fever i think. Well i guess playing non stop and then going for tough training does that to you. Lavan was like on some swearing spree, understandable lah, was very frustrating for him. But yah he needs to chill abit more. Don't know how the girls did for basketball, but i don't think it was good.

Then we had mixed captains ball. I wonder why none of the guys are injured. Haha. Yah ok we lost all also, damn we had a very good chance of winning. Ah fengshui not good lah, haha. Ok frankly speaking i didn't really do a good job blocking. I'm sorry. So yah moment of judgement. 14 came last the 12 then 13 and 11 won. Well done people! Nevermind 14 i think we can win next year, yeah positive thinking man. Haha.

And my finger is blue and swollen from playing captains ball, didn't catch properly. Damn funny, finger looks and feels weird, never got it this bad before. And i couldn't play GTA properly, keep getting shot by those irritating cops, could've easily killed them lah, except my aiming finger is like MIA.

Yes and few more bruises here and there. Haha. And one huge muscle ache in my legs. Don't know how i'm going to train tomorrow. Well just whack lah i guess. Haha.

Yes ok tomorrow getting back scripts, ok i'm anxious. Chinese first. Sian. If anyone fails chinese no need to emo, like it's chinese, not so bad. Yes especially to the person who know the chinese fail already, no need to emo, can always do better next time. Ok tomorrow is judgement day, i hope i do well.

Ok i'm going to stop here, it's damn hard to type with my injured finger. Feels weird. Man i'm going to faint soon, need sleep. Hopefully this week can have outing.

2008-09-27T21:56:00.003+08:00

Ok here's something interesting. Gay shit guitar playing, Herman Lee, godlike guitar playing(Is definitely a must watch) Enjoy

2008-09-23T21:31:00.006+08:00

Heh i know I'm slow, only updating now, but better now then never. Ok I've just been lazy and busy killing people, hitman rocks!

Since I'm like the last one updating i shall not update about the vivo outing, just know that Babylon AD was a funny show, full of nonsense, really a lot of nonsense. Black and white twins, haha, 'do you want to pray with me', oh oh and 'a storm is coming' best way to end a movie, i think i can be scriptwriter also.

Ok today, manga was fun, haha, all the nonsense about the what do you like in a manga drawing, big b****? haha funny. The instructor kept spaming that lah, do we look like perverts to you? haha. Haha then i tried to draw a male and female face, i personally think it's quite ok, very funny meh? ok actually it is, but it's considered good for me, wait till you people see my past drawings, you all will die. then tride to draw Hitler, which dom turned to a MR potato head like thing, very funny!
Lol!!!

Then had bodytalk, which was quite ok i guess, it necessary lah, i think. Ok but people with anorexia are scary, very scary, man the ribs all poking out, and i think i can like break their arms or legs easily ;ah, damn skinny. Who would want to lose so much weight anyway.

Then went back to class, blah blah unimportant stuff, then we found out that avester and bernice's bags got stolen, wth lah, who would do that lah, goodness! So went around looking for the bags, police came with Mr Seet, yah so like that loh. I have been officially been scared into keeping my psp at home. And i'm going to get a lock for my locker, i can't believe such things can happen in vj.

Ok then had prom meeting, was ok, nothing much, actually alot of stuff but, yah you get it. Then went down to play tennis/basketball, didn't go run, but got enough running while playing. Iggy and i are like the super suck at tennis people, so yah anyhow whack, very funny, balls flying everywhere except the right direction. Damn tired now, i shall not play hitman, cannot even think straight, how to kill people sia?

Then went to andrew's house to play more tennis and soccer. Ok damn tired now lah, haven't been this tired since the last kayak training, which was long. So tomorrow it's the interclass soccer thing hopefully can find enough people to play tomorrow, wl this shit always happens to me.

And i have been having sudden recent obssesions with things, like patois, which is like what jamaicans speak, damn cool lah, the way it sounds, must go learn one day. Haha, cool words like wood, haha, make the language damn interesting, haha.

Another obssession, haha DRAGONFORCE!!! The best, the best! Man the gutar is like the best lah, epic man! Lead singer's voice like improved by 10 times lah. Damn good, damn good. Anyone wanna be converted to a dragonforce fan come look for me, wl, no regret lah, damn good. Herman Li rocks! Ok i feel like my grandma, very longwinded. Haha

You can have whatever you like! (sry couldn't help it)

Oh one more spastic photo, taken awhile back, i can't believe i did that.
HAHA!

2008-08-11T18:52:00.003+08:00

Finished bio project today, spent the whole of friday and today doing it.

Friday was one of the best days ever, laugh and laugh and laugh. National day celebrations in school. Ahhh so that's how jcs do national day. Mr chan on the jeep was damn funny. Then went into the hall for the catwalk thing, Mr Ng in his singlet and shorts, classic, Mr Ng is funny, saw him cycling around college haha.

Had prom meeting, made everyone wait for an hour plus, i'm sorry guys, duty calls, haha. Took bus back home with dom kai and chen. Spent the whole ride suaning Kai about his hair, lol, slope the sides until damn funny. Then chen started his cancer talks, see shouldn't have gone for cancer studies, makes you vegetarian and paranoid, haha. Kept saying dom will get cancer, which i sorta agree, haha. Reached home, stoned, slacked, and finally started, doing the powerpoint is damn boring. But the video was spastic to the max, funny, damn funny. Spent alot of time suaning kai about ahem ahem, haha, oh i'm sorry kai, but you must admit its funny, and yah remember what i said, its good advice lah, haha.

Seeing kai getting slapped nearly 10 times , damn joke. Then made dom lie on the road to take the car scene, and the car really came, ok dangerous, should avoid in future, unless looking for good fun and laughter.For the rest of the video, watch our presentation which we are hoping to do tomorrow.

Saturday, mug and mug and mug, and watched gymnastics, man should have become a gymnast when i was young, then can have biceps the size of durian. Rings were the best, godlike people, man, i should be a gymnast.

NDP was boring, only funny thing was, the military band waving the chinese fan, wth damn ridiculously funny lah. Oh oh and the parachuter who didn't land properly, fell, on his face, funny.

Sunday, went out with bernice elgin and valerie to get stuff for the prom. Did hell of alot of walking, tiring like hell, looks like shooping not for me, elgin can lah, but not me. Elgin can get girlfriend, can go shopping, haha. Went into golden mile, ok not what i expected, quite scary, not a nice place to go to. First time stepping into bugis street, ok i know i'm like super deprived, but i can't help it. Went to library to study with elgin, talked alot of shit, learnt some new stuff... haha. The plan elgin the plan, wth lah, i think i gg already.

Well spent today finishing up the bio, suaned kai somemore, this time for his shirt, like wth lah, the shirt damn funny. Just sent them off, now back home, going to attempt to do the damn hard physics assignment, good luck to me, i can't fail physics again, not again, never again. So i shall not waste more time blogging.

IF only i could read your mind, man would life be easy... well i guess life's never easy.

2008-07-27T14:53:00.002+08:00

Finally managed to dig out some time to update.
Yesterday was college day, i have never wasted so much time in my life, how is sitting in a LT and watching whats going on in the PT a good use of time?
Had training in the morning, 7.45am to be precise, quite hiong, finally ran the bedok jetty route which mich has been talking about. Its bloody 8km, and surprisingly i finished it without stopping and in 46 minutes, accomplishment for me!
Went up to class, intended to mug for bio, but ended up doing bio project. After thinking, and changing plans abit, chen and i finally gave up. Found it hard to concentrate, sk having funfair next door. Ok i shall not elaborate before i get it good and proper tomorrow.
Ended up in 12 mugging with enan while chen slept in class. Of course we couldn't concentrate, partly cos the 12 people are damn full of rubbish, and the funfair in 13. Then the 12 people went to Siglap for lunch, so i stayed in class and played O2 with sk. So confident on beating me, lost in the end. My croatian owned his, haha.
Went for college day, which was a waste of time, spent the whole time doing chem. After college day, we wanted to go for a movie, but decided not to in the end, so just went for dinner at KFC. Our genius elgin suggested that we walk from vj to parkway, thanks for the bright idea ah. haha.
Had dinner, talked nonsense, and left. Took bus with manu. Ooooohhh i found out more "stuff", haha.
Got home, mugged bio from 7.30 to 9, watched prison break, soooo exciting. Went to play O2. Had burger king at 11, and finally went to sleep. Man what a long day, damn tired lah, even today, damn sleepy.

2008-07-10T20:42:00.003+08:00

I'm bored so i shall post a few of my favourite movie scenes for fun. Enjoy! Ok some may not enjoy it lah, haha.

2008-07-09T19:43:00.003+08:00

Blog blog blog, can't you tell i'm bored. Freaking bored now.
Yesterday, played the qualifying round of the interhouse soccer, couldn't find the other 5 people in my team, apparently they were from Zacs class, oh well. So we went on to play the other phoenix team, the J2 team. I think they were quite pissed with us cos we took awhile to get ready and play, must admit it was our fault. We still went on to play, Dom, Kai, Jacky and Eugene joined us. Yeah my soccer sucks, seriously. But we still managed to pull off a draw, not that it really matters cos we already qualified, haha. But it was a good game. And Kai hurt his wrist, but commendable effort goalkeeping. Oh and i finally got my house badge, and got suaned over and over again. Like walked into class and immediately get suaned. Avester keeps suaning me, even today he was like Bry got Fried, sounds damn lame, and he doesn't only say it once. then got sort of suaned by lihui in the LT this morning, then more by avester, then charissa after lesson, walked into 12 got suaned again. Got home, got suaned by my mum. Wl like freaking no mercy, thanks alot!!! Bloody hell!!! It isn't that bad!
Now today, what did I do today? Got back PHYSICS!!! Damn sad man, like broke my all pass streak, ok not counting chinese cos chinese sucks, damn my all pass streak. Stupid physics, 1 freaking mark and i would have passed. Oh well, going to whack EOYs like hell.
Slept the whole afternoon away, and here I am now, blogging, haven't bathed haven't eaten. Not in the mood today. Sian. Bloody physics, nevermind I'll do better.
Eleraning tomorrow, gonna do abit of tuition work today then its xbox time. Shiok can wake up 2 hours later tomorrow, yeah!!!
OK better get going, bathe, and get on with my stupid tuition homework, tutor is a bloody spammer lah. X box, yay!
Oh and indieventure is next week, most likely going for the survivor one. Can't wait!
Oh and Darren, sorry about the fat thing, feel bad lah, must be the impression you left me in sec 1, sry about it.
Oh and i wanna know what a bitch slap is??? lol!

2008-07-04T22:23:00.003+08:00

It's a Friday night, wasting it on that stupid chinese book, man i really hate chinese now.
Lessons today were killer, boring like hell, started off with shitty chinese, and i realised that i failed another assignment, bloody hell. Chem was the best, most interesting. Lit was ok, one period nothing much. Maths, lost a bit of interest halfway, but wasn't that bad. Got called Gary, I was stunned, like who the hell is Gary, then i realized Ms Lee was pointing at me, then the laughter, thanks a lot.
Oh and i walked into a pillar yesterday morning, didn't have my specs on and I was damn sleepy. "Thanks" kimberly and jaime for laughing at me like don't know what like that, wth lah.
Went back to VS today, part c finally took over, went back to disturb them, gave a few commands, I STILL REMEMBER MY DRILLS!!! Then i tried to amuse myself by trying to make the part bs laugh, did quite a good job lah, Surya laughed like hell, haha. Finally saw junkai, well, the long pants doesn't cover up the gayness and weirdness and spasticness, and hes mum was there, like will you freaking grow up!?!?! 15 years old and your mum still goes to school to look for you. Baby!
Went to KFC, spent awhile pranking certain random people. Damn funny.
Successes: Jaime and the sports school prank, HAHA. Michelle and the ahmad gang fight pork dog meet at blk 43 prank, HAHA.
Failures: Alot of them, here's a few good ones.

Dom: Hello this is erm.... Dominic
Michelle: Stun
(like wth lah??)

Dom: Hello erm I'm calling from the air rifle association
blah blah blah
Zhi Yong: I don't shoot rifle i shoot pistol
(JACK!!!!)

Went home with manu, reached home, pumped weights, did some chem revision, discussed the class outing on Monday, and here i am blogging and reading that piece of shit they call a chinese story book. I HATE CHINESE!!!!

Yeah curve that bullet!!!

2008-06-30T22:27:00.002+08:00

Ok today was quite a good day, felt like a good start to the term, lessons were ok. Had new teachers, Mrs Ang for lit and Ms Lee for maths.
Oh maths, day of reckoning is coming, like in less than 24 hours. So it's either I damn happy or damn sad by the end of tomorrow. Oh got back geog today, whoa like a huge burden off my chest, managed to pull off a miracle. Damn thankful.
Oh almost got screwed today by Tan Yew Hwee, all Ikes fault lah, idiot pon PE like funfair. Asshole. Lucky we didn't get much, if not he's dead. Played soccer, Dom got hurt by Kai, and i got one small bruise on my shin.
Ok tomorrow, getting maths results(doom approaching), maybe getting back LA essay, Going to gym withe Dom and Han, gonna really push it tomorrow.
Haha heard that Iggy is pregnant today, haha, ok enough joking around, just got told off.

Let's stop all this nonsense ok, pull our act together, no matter what it takes.

2008-06-29T22:38:00.004+08:00

SUNDAY!!!
And i'm bored to the core.
Finished Army Of 2 today, bloody lousy ending. Looks like there's gonna be Army Of 2 2, haha. Anyone wanna swap, i'm looking for assassins creed, damn fun game.
Actually managed to sit through 4 shitty hours and completed both my chinese compos today, feel so accomplished.
Man shouldn't have canceled the movie, really wanted to watch Wanted, would have been damn nice.
Ok anyways i'm off to sleep, kinda short post, but don't have much to say, and i'm being rushed off to sleep, thats how boring it is. Man lessons starting again, can't say i'm really looking forward to them, oh well, hopefully results not coming out so soon, let me live in denial for awhile longer.

Enan: Yeah damn funny, no faces but manu sorta gave it all away, haha.
Iggy: Bro did you check if your pants got hole or not??? haha

Yeah now that's what i'm talking about!!!

2008-06-28T23:09:00.004+08:00

Wow MIA for damn long, thanks to laziness. Well review week was just over, what a shitty week. Papers that killed: geog, thanks to not enough studying. Chinese, what else is new? Physics, need i say more, total ownage. Watched Get Smart on thursday, really good, haven't had so many good laughs in such a long time. Played GTA 4 at night, damn nice, so satisfying.
Friday was a shit storm, wth sat through the whole morning of talks about India, i'm surprised i didn't sleep. Watched the spastic vidoe on the indian schizo priest, damn joke.
Went for sk chalet, ok NOT AS FUN as i expected but still turned out quite good.. ok was damn funny with manu being all high and all, all the sick topics we talked about, watching gay cats, cooking sausages with STD, haha, wedgies which hurt like hell, lots off shit lah. Getting owned by me in wwe. haha. Oh and there's this damn sick picture, must see to believe. Han and i almost laughed our heads off, like wth. Ok i shall stop crapping already, damn shagged, gymed the whole afternoon away, need my rest.
Oh and sk better watch the info you let out, before you lose your head, i'll see to that personally..

2008-05-30T23:20:00.002+08:00

Ok my blog's back, and hopefully better than ever. Ok it has been one month since the last post, and lots of shit has gone down, but my brain cannot remember everything, so I guess the latest will be all.

Ok now i'm pissed beyond measure. WHY??? Because i cannot find any bloody site to download music.

OK there's some stuff i really wanna say, burning desire to say, but i cannot, so too bad.

Ok on to the less serious stuff. Sleepover was damn fun, ok five guys in a dark room may sound wrong, damn wrong, but it was damn fun, ok still sounds wrong, arghh what the heck.

Highlights:Oh dom farted in sk face when he was sleeping, haha. Sk slept through 300, like wth only gays sleep through 300. Borrowed Ah Long, damn spastic, people who share my sense of humour should go watch it, you'll love it. V for Vendetta was damn nice, don't know why the hell i didn't watch it in the first place. Sort of watched day watch and night watch, if you count watching half and hour of each show watching, slept through the rest, cos it was bloody spastic and in Russian, so i slept, slept until damn shiok some more. We should have freaking watched Sweeny Todd it's damn nice. Walked to hotel 81 at 2 in the morning for prata, ok we were like whore watching, haha. Finally slept at 6am, woke up with an earthquake of a headache. Bloody manu pang seh us, no Xbox 360, damn i so wanted to play it.

Dragged myself to vivo for bernice's birthday outing thing. Haha we bought her present on the day itself, sorry we woke up at 10, then realised we had no time, you need a new the slippers anyway, the pink one so ahem. Haha. And whos bright idea to go to Marche?!?! Burnt a big hole in my pocket, nevermind I'll bring my parents and eat more next time.OK and we were crazy enough to go watch Narnia, after a movie marathon, but it was worth it... sort of. Went home and slept slept and slept. Woke up feeling like i got kicked in the head by a horse, painfully ate my dinner and went back to sleep.

Ok thats about my shitty first week of hols which were quite fun, now for the work and work and more work. Watch out books here i come. OBS next week, cant wait, i think, one less week to study, but i think i have everything more or less planned properly and i should be able to finish studying. Heck i should be studying now.

2008-04-29T20:49:00.002+08:00

Tuesday, today is a weird day for me to be blogging, but i'm bored and i don't feel like doing chinese homework. Ok so basically today was same old same old, got screwed like hell during bio presentation, better prepare more next time, wah lao i'm always in the group that kena the most lah, don't know why.

Got back maths and physics results today. Wtf lah 66 for maths and 70 for physics, sian sia. My physics sucks lah, but i'm surprised i still got 70, don't know where all the marks came from, haha.

Went for pasta with manu and dommy, sk went to suntec with girls, haiz pang seh your brothers for girls, too much sia. And the ice cream is a stupid excuse lah, i mean how many scoops can you eat, real singaporeans sia you all, got free food straight away chiong.
After lunch went to the bus stop to wait for the bus. The stupid board said 16 minutes till the next 76 came, like after 5 minutes the board still said 16 minutes, what we supposed to spot the mistake ah!?!? So manu went to buy big gulp, and didn't come back for awhile so i went looking for him, lol stupid 7 11 got problem with their equipment, couldn't read manus ez link, must be the face on it lah haha. Then 76 came, wth jaime left without us lah. Oh before i forget, i have never seen anyone sit on the floor of the bus stop until today, courtesy of jaime. Unbelievable lah, wth who sits on the floor lah???

Took the next 43 that came, took the bus with manu, talked abt david and andrew, damn funny, we were discussing if the two of them did a certain action that starts with M. Haha my theory that david does more, haha, true wad, he looks like it lah.

Got home, wanted to sleep or do weights or some shit, but jaime managed to scare me into mugging, thanks alot lah. Arghh my chem sucks lah, must mug must mug, can do better for my sciences.

Ok that's about all the shit that went down today, i'm gonna do my stupid chinese, sian sia, thank god there's no chinese tomorrow. YAY!!!

2008-04-26T22:33:00.002+08:00

Today was VIP open house 2008. On a whole it was quite fun, learnt at least something while being a understudy for chemistry presentation. Just counted and i officially spent about 17 hours in the S&T centre from yesterday till today. I better not go in there for awhile, need some cooling off period first, before i go insane.

So today woke up early, blah blah blah, same old same old. Reached school at eight, stoned till ten plus, when the presentation started proper. Damn i got acid all over my hands, and it stung like hell. So basically i was cut of from society for the whole day, except for visits by SK, zhengfeng, elgin, vivian, charissa, samuel(doing rubbish as usual), pannapat, and janice. Ok the presentations were kinda very routine, so i have nothing much to say about it. Oh and there were parents who brought their P6 kids down for open house, sorry to burst your bubble but VIP is not a six year program, well not that i know of.

After the presentations, MASS DANCE, i just realise i need to go back for orientation cos i cannot remember any of the dances, i suck at the dances. After mass dance, returned the stools back to the lab upstairs, thanks alvin for the help. Then came the counting part. We spent like one hour counting balls, holes and the holes on the balls, cool right. And thank you dommy for helping, we still need to find the torn bag, haha.

Headed down to suntec for dinner and a movie. Bloody hell, damn stupid of me lah, next time im buying food for movie, i'm going to caffefour. I cannot believe dom and i spent $5 on chips and $2.70 on water, wtf sia.

Watched Forbidden Kingdom, ok i'm not going to spoil the movie for you people, but just know that the movie is spastic enough to be worth the money, even on a Saturday. Walked the long distance to the MRT station, of course we couldn't help it but to talk about certain unmentionable topics, haha. Took the north east line with natalie, heard this damn spastic story, wanna hear come ask me.

So thats about it for my day today, all i can say is watch forbidden kingdom, you'll be a FOOL not to :D

2008-04-11T23:52:00.002+08:00

So i haven't updated in quite some time, busy and lazy wad, what can i do??? Ok so anyways, im not going to blog about everything, just today and some highlights of this week.

OK today, nothing much really, same old, lessons and lessons. Had the project skills thing for EA period. Lol it would be damn boring if not for certain sick jokes here and there. Firstly the was the blue mountain porn joke, lol damn random sia. Then came the tiger p****, lol that one damn funny, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. Oh and sorry natalie for calling you a bimbo, totally for fun one, no offense.

Went to thaipan after that. Lol sia played that number game, the one where the person who guesses the number has to do a forfeit. So we played like seven rounds. I was the only one who didn't guess the number, woo i survived. But in the end i was forced to do the forfeit as well, which is mixing different food together into one bloody gross concoction and eating it. And i got the worst combination, looked like shit lah, but tasted ok lah. In all we laughed until stomach ache.

Then we went for the chinese drama, wtf damn sian, i slept through the first part, bloody boring lah. Then evan told me that the thing was going to end at 11 plus, so we all left early, please lah we have curfews. And now im sitting at home, typing this, and im getting damn tired, and sleepy. Lol 13 is like weird lah, always the odd one out, today 11 12 and 14 went, but of course 13 didnt go for the chinese thing. Weird class

OK i shall stop here, need to get some sleep, tomorrow going to support VS dragonboat, hope they win, aiya but i think cannot lah, they lost their captain, lol ego sia.

2008-03-29T10:38:00.002+08:00

Yo Yo Yo. This past week was like bloody tiring. I shall just talk about friday. Ok lessons were shitty, as usual. Oh but during the one hour break before EA, v12 and v14 vs guys made a pilgrimage back to vs. lol. We actually went back to get our yearbooks. We wern't sure where to get it from, but, luckily we bumped into Mr Low, talk about timing. Well he helped us get our yearbooks. At first he thought we were j1s, then he was like you want to get your o level certificate, and we were like no. Then he stared at us... awkward silence, then we told him we were ip1s, and he was like ip1s??? How come you all so big??? Lol and some guy said it was because of the stress, can't remember who. Lol i think with stress we'll shrink lah.

Then... we went back to vj, sat through EA, nearly died. Then the royal family, (can't believe i'm in it, wth) went to celebrate grandmasters birthday. It was damn funny lah, like damn impromptu. Grandmaster, have you found out what our present is supposed to be, lol, blur leh. After that, i, han and qing hui went for the ip openhouse photoshoot. And i finally got caught by tan yew hwee for my hair. ARGHHH!!! i just cut leh. He said cannot take side view cos my back too long. lol.

Ok anyways, the photoshoot was spastic, lol, we have to go back again on mon and maybe wed. I can't pose well, in fact i really suck at posing, REALLY!!!

Oh oh and when i went back to class after EA, guess what i saw??? Avester and yunita chasing each other around the classroom block. lol. i stared at elgin and he stared at me, both stunned sia.

After the photoshoot, went for dinner with elgin, alvin, charmaine and rochelle. Ok talk cock during dinner, what else is new. Then went to elgin's house to do the online project skills thingy. Lol reached home at 11pm. Latest ever, for me lah.

Going to his house again to do the project skills thing, plus do homework, then going to the gym, before going for dinner with me familia. Lol becoming spanish,

OK now im gonna start on the huge pile of homework given to us, sian. Oh and kaiyi i finally managed to get rid of the virus, so relax lah.

2008-03-24T20:20:00.003+08:00

Ok i know it's been a long time since i last updated, it's because i'm busy, which rhymes with lazy. OK it's both of them.

Ok the shit that happened today, quite a shit filled day lah. It was damn early in the morning and ms ngerng said something damn funny, just the thing we need to brighten up lectures. Ok ms ngerng was like "yunita you can copy notes for avester already lah". I was like holy shit, baik ah ms ngerng. Funny thing is, the two of them have never denied it lah. OK then we like played floorball during option period, sorry lah grandmaster, lol how i know the stick can kena until like that???

Ok then i totally blew up when avester pissed me off, i have not felt anger like that in a long time lah, but don't worry avester, it has blown over, now you can return to the safety of being a slave.

PE was damn funny lah, thanks bruce for all the free points. Lol no offense lah.
Oh yah how could i forget, today was iggy's birthday, and of course must celebrate the vs way, mass tau pok. Ok apparently he almost lost something important xD.

Other than that nothing much today. Oh oh managed to quit track, YES!!! Now going to air rifle. Ok now im having a convo with the royal family, and evan is like spamming swear words, tsk tsk. Seriously, his mouth worst than mine and dom together.

Oh yah and had one damn nonsensical bus ride home with mich, the monk and muthu balarapagum, wah i actually remembered how to spell. Anyways, monk you must watch what you say sometimes.

Ok thats abt it for the shitty day today, time to get back to my bio, oh and vs sports day is on the 4th of april. All vs guys must stay back ah. OK now bio here i come.

2008-03-11T22:05:00.002+08:00

Sorry i couldn't resist have to put this up.

LOL damn spastic, cannot tahan.

2008-03-09T20:38:00.007+08:00

I'm finally updating for the pahang trip, abit late, sorry but i was damn lazy.

Anyways, pahang was damn fun, don't mind having another camp like that, best camp i have ever been for.

DAY 1:

Got to school quite early, stone outside PT, talk shit with random people, finally we left for the train station. Had some bonding with selamat hari raya, selamat rocks. Didn't dare eat dinner, it's a nightmare when you need to shit on the train, also not so lucky like some people got their mom to deliver food to the train station. Train ride was shit lah, damn sian, played taiti almost the whole journey. Slept for about 2 hours. Reached the hotel at 4 in the morning, went straight to sleep, kaiyi avester dom and other people stayed up to play some more, Whats wrong with you people???

DAY 2:

Went up to the lake in a big truck, which i think they usually use to transport cows, cos it smelt like shit, seriously. Water confidence and bamboo rafting. Damn fun. Of course selamat totally owned everyone else.
The bamboo raft we owned in. SELAMAT!!!

Han was good with his "intimidating" whistle and all. And we didn't lose a single race, how pro is that??? And dominic fell into a ditch, thats how spastic he is. And of course the only thing V14 does during free time is to play taiti, even during meals, the gambling class.

Thats about it for day 2, well thats all i can think of at the moment.

DAY 3:

JUNGLE!!!. Took the 4 wheel drive up to the jungle.
LOL jungle taboos, don't talk big, like han, he said his reflexes were fast, and the next moment he got hit by a branch. Went trekking, was damn slippery lah, thanks to my shit shoes, almost fell countless times, but i didn't fall at all. Phew. Ok fast forward to the cave. Fucking C people, wtf is wrong with you all, why the fuck can't you guys be more considerate??? And fucking think of others more. LOL F word spam. I shall not elaborate on the cave, want to know come and ask me, i'll be more than happy to tell you. Anyways, got bitten by a leech, and michelle said the way the blood flowed out was damn nice, WTH, serioulsy, WTH???

DAY 4:

Orang Asli. They were nice people lah.
Not well off but nice. Now i know how lucky i am. LOL Mr Lee kept elaborating that the orang asli paid us more attention than the MPs, cool right??? Michelle said i was scary and scared away the children, asked me to smile more, when i smiled, she said i looked sick, wah lao what do you expect me to do??? But we had a ball with the kids, gave martin away(you don't wanna know the story of martin).

We were so fed up with the fucking C people that we had a food plan, too bad it failed, i'm thinking of a chinese cheng yu now, lol.

Campfire. VS guys went high, joined in the dance with the instructors. Of course selamats performance owned, as usual. Taupoked patrick and wenjie, then patrick gave one drama speech, qinghui and bernice cried, wth.

DAY 5:

Train ride home. Waited at the station for an hour before the train came, what to expect from malaysia??? Had to put up with the shit ike was doing lah, i don't even know what he was doing, well it was shitty.

The train ride was surprisingly short, played more taiti. Got back to singapore. YEAH i survived the whole trip without bathing, kimberly the river does not count. Slept from 5pm to 9am, pro right.

So thats about it for my five days in pahang, now time to face the mountain of homework.

2008-03-01T22:43:00.003+08:00

Ok firstly i wanna apologise for not updating in a long time, have been busy, im sure people in vip will understand.

Ok now let's see, what shit have i been through the past few days.

I think i'll just give highlights.

Ok erm...

Failing maths test, i have never seen a time when people fail their maths test and are happy, everyone was like laughing lah, wth. Congrats to kaiyi for being the only guy in class to pass.

Woo all tests ended on thursday, but i went through shit on thursday evening and night trying to finish the load of homework. WTH the stupid 1000 word essay. physics and math homework, i did the longest extension that i have ever done, which bernice almost lost, lucky christina told us it was with martin.

FRIDAY!!! Had the dry run for the pahang games, wth our class was the worse lah, but at least we followed the criteria of having fun and education in our game. Then went for training, dom and i totally chionged the whole training, huanjek was shocked, lol.

Went out with michelle, serqi, jo-ann, eileen and dom, went to suntec, woo carls jr, i'm like Carls Jr deprived. On friday night i experienced something new, there are people, who are messier than me when they eat. HOW COOL IS THAT??? haha. And we talked
one load of shit, spastic, the best way to have diner is over a spastic conversation, can spit food everywhere while laughing. Left immediately after eating, retarded right, went all the way to suntec to eat. Were contemplating on whether we should take the MRT, with the JI guy running around, but we still took the train, thankfully nothing happened.

Saturday. Went out with elgin for dinner, and he told me one load of shit, looks like life's gonna get interesting. Went to buy psp skin, my psp looks great now, totally worth the money.

OK i'll stop here, gotta go pack for the pahang trip, i feel like im forgetting something. YAY pahang, at least i can still go out of the country.

2008-02-17T21:38:00.002+08:00

Valentines day and VJC cross country have just passed, so it's back to the same old boring life, boring, really boring.

Well it was fun while it lasted, haha.

Well i shall start on valentines day. We were supposed to have 3rd period pe, but it was cancelled, because of cross country, well that's the reason we were told lah. So back to class, assembly, then we all rushed back to class to get the heart card, or whatever you call it. Wah lao dominic really presented the card at the wrong time lah, no one was even looking at him, haha, the girls were like, huh got card ah, ok thanks. That's all they had to say, wah lao, we spent one valuable afternnon doing it lah, almost got chased away by the security guard somemore. Bernice was like, not bad ah, VS guys gave a gift, better than expected. LOL what is that supposed to mean lah??? Then when they were all reading the message, chinese teacher went to confiscate the card. Killjoy.

And worse still she asked me if i know how to write letter, damn embarrassing lah. Why am i the only person you asked???

Then our good friend song kai gave (insert name of target here) a box of chocolates before electives, her face was beetroot lah. OK according to sk this was how it went down.

SK(walked up to her and gave her the chocolates)

target: why are you giving me this (bloody hell damn obvious lah, if not what, too rich ah???)

Sk: it's valentines day. Happy valentines day.

target: Can you not give me this now, i scared people get the wrong idea.

Sk: people already got the wrong idea, you might as well take it (frankly speaking, that was a good response. Sure beats the what cca are you from line)

Target(Accepted the chocolates) MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!

Thats about it for v.day

Now x-country day.

Nothing much lah, basically just the run loh, came in 413 place, not a nice number, avester beat me, wtf!!! Next year im starting the run in front, lol.

Went to parkway with dom, chen, bernice, charmaine, eileen, kimberly, jo-ann

Had spastic talk, as usual.
1. skull cap, and different brands
2.mos burger
3.KKK(orange) lol, burn photos.

And of course any trip to burger king wouldn't be fun without playing with the spastic crown. haha.

Went back to VS, stayed for ncc, wah lao part c like no hope sia, foo march like some cock, lol, ok i shall not comment further. Part A damn funny, got one cock damn AP lah, ask him to do pull up, he bring his legs up to the bar, and kept saying, i can do it, i can do it. lol damn funny. I hope we can win something, come on guys, you guys can do it. other schools no fight lah.

OK i'll end off here, for people who want to see spastic videos, go to my class blog.

2008-02-13T21:53:00.003+08:00

Wah i have not laughed so much in one day before. Anyways today was fun, lessons were same old, but what came after the lessons was good. Haha SC elections, Lavan says he wants a white couch to stand out, lol. Oh and kevin i hope the question helped, you were not answering any questions at all, so i threw one at you. haha hope you don't mind.

After the elections, went to parkway with dom and sk, lol i had pasta for only $3+ because of students discount and sk paying like half of the cost, lol. After lunch our despo fiend sk want to strike up conversation with his new target, lol, came up with some stupid line, it was like,

Sk: you in (cca which i shall not mention)ah???

Target: Yah.

Sk: then why you wear badminton shoes???

Bryan: what the fuck is wrong with you???

lols sia, i may not really be very good with words but that sucked.
Then the despo came up with another plan, went to buy a rose, lol, a cheap fake rose, bloody cheapo. Then we went around the mall looking for her, i have never done so much shit in one day before. Sk tried calling her like almost 10 times, but she didn't pick up, so i got bored and left, oh and we saw ms yong at parkway. ok so apparently sk tried calling another 5 times after i left, but still no response, then used dom's phone, first try and she picked up, lol, heartbroken, haha, dunno what else happened after that, all i know is that sk threw the rose away, anyway i think the rose already smells like me lah, wth dom kept poking it at me, lol.

So basically that was my afternoon of nonsense with sk, haha, can laugh my head off.

So tomorrow is valentines day, haha v14 vs guys have a surprise, lol, codenames, we spent one whole afternoon on it ok. Can't wait to see what shit sk will pull off tomorrow, gonna be interesting, haha.

Ok so happy valentines day to all, especially my dear.

Yeah that's all, going to play psp now.

2008-01-26T22:42:00.000+08:00

OK i'm finally updating, i know i seldom do it now, sorry, really busy and lazy, so there you go.

Anyways, this week has been one funny week, dominic and chenee make it very funny, haha, i'm laughing now.

OK I'm just going to do friday in detail. OK we were the first loser class in the hall once again, like one bunch of idiots standing there, acting CT reps fault, haha kidding lah.

After assembly was chinese lesson, which i particularly hate, ok i think i screwed up my cheng yu test, i hope i pass. Anyway, chinese lesson was boring, we had to read the textbook in groups, so primary school style, which is good cos i don't know alot of words so i can rely on chenee to read those words while i mouth them like a goldfish. And i have been blacklisted!!! The chinese teacher was like jun ming ni ming bai mah???? and what else can i do but nod and nod and nod. Bloody hell.

After that was IH, nothing much lah, one period, which ms ngerng spent most of it trying to set up her laptop. Then was chem lesson with mr lin, no comment, oh and FYI mr lin is my mentor.

Then was break, nothing much during this break lah, went to listen to samuel play the piano after eating, he is awesome, really, and i seldom compliment people.

Then came math which was quite ok, nothing much as well, and for once in history i didn't find math boring, that says alot.

Then came the second break which was more fun, this was when the dog jokes came in, wtf i could hardly swallow my food, laughing too much. But the dog jokes will stop, promise.

Went for the math competition test, two words, fucking hard. And which test system gives you 6 points for right answer, 0 points for wrong answer, and 1.5 points for blank??? Weird!!!

Training, nothing out of the ordinary, except dominic's baluku, thats about it. Went home with sakif, michelle and her cross friend from 08v13, can't remember what we talked about. Got home and no one needs to know what i did at home.

HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS WEEK

Funniest part of this week was the dog jokes, ok we promised not to make anymore dog jokes anymore, see we are nice people, and michelle you are one hypocrite wtf call us mean for making dog jokes, then call dominic a J word. For people who don't know what i'm talking about, it's because you're not supposed to know, duh...

Thumb game, it's damn fun, we are like super addicted to it now.

Mr goh and the funny pull up example.

Kaiyi shooting water out of his nose

Lau sai zua

Songkai's birthday dinner on wednesday, ok quite fun, more dog jokes. Went to buy qing hui's presents, haha qing hui i trashed you, but now i'm broke :(

That should be it, my memory isn't that good, wth, long enough liao lah. YES i bought a pair of gym shoes, look quite nice, wouldn't say very nice lah, don't really care.

OK better end here and get on with my homework, i think it's ridiculous to be studying ting xie again after all these years, but it'll help i guess, well i hope. And miss ong thought i was buddhist, wth??? Whatever.

Oh and elise take my bloody advice and go see a bloody doctor, you lazy person. Anyways get well soon :)

2008-01-17T19:12:00.000+08:00

Wellllll, since lester is pressing me to update, i will, cos' im a nice guy, haha. Wait, why am i saying that??? I thought eveyone knows that, haha. So thick skin, lol.

OK firstly it's very weird for me to be blogging today because it's a weekday.

OK recap of last week, I&E week, not say very interesting, actually quite boring lah, Dominic is one bloody spastic guy, i thought i was spastic, well at that time i didn't know dominic well yet, he is out of this world, SPASTIC!!!

Went to new majestic hotel, ok that was quite fun, the rooms were quite nice to see, there was this mirror suite with only mirrors and no walls, cool. Also went to alexander hospital, wah lao i forgot to bring my notebook, kai yi and dominic forgot as well, so we didn't take notes, duh, so kena by teacher loh, she asked us to ask the tour guide constructive question. So the three of us were wrecking our brains to think of questions, dominic and kaiyi asked the question before me, they also asked more that me, i had no inspiration what so ever, so i asked palani, the question he told me, even i didn't understand how to ask??? WTF. Finally i asked one question abt money, thats all i asked. And guess what, at the end the guide gave me a bookmark for asking many questions, LOL!!!! That's about it for last week. SEE!!! It's boring.

This week, abit more fun, bridging curriculum, notice i used the word abit. Ok still nothing much happened this week, or maybe i just can't remember. SongKai is one bloody despo shit, those who dont know why come ask me in person, not so nice to put it up. Went for training yesterday, threw discus and javelin, frankly speaking i liked both, don't know what i'm gonna specialise in??? OK i was better at discus. Got home at 9, quite late lah, waited damn long for the bus 80, one bus passed the stop as it was full, the guy next to me was damn pissed, when the next bus came he complained to the the driver. WTF man, what in the hell you expect the driver to do, wah lao no brains one leh, bloody cock, i see also damn pissed, with him. Don't know if i wanna go for OG bbq tomorrow, don't feel like it, see first loh, yeah tomorrow got training. So that's about it for this week.

Oh and last but not least

Two spastic shots for all to enjoy.

OK i think i'm gonna end off here, avester you owe me at least a drink, wah lao qing hui made me clear the rubbish which u were supposed to do. Talking about qing hui, what's up with the loner thing, i really so loner meh, well i hope you're kidding.

2008-01-06T14:19:00.000+08:00

VJC Orientation and massdance@suntec was damn fun, four days of fun fun FUN!!!

Firstly i think the theme was damn cool, yeah the victorian knights thing was cool.

DAY 1:
Had one hard time dragging myself out of bed, haven't woken up before nine ever since i was in Spain, so it was one shitty morning. Yeah long pants, finally, haha, i know i'll start to hate them sooner or later. So i reached school, assembly, then we had one and a half hours of break, wtf, waste time only. Then orientation started. We were broken up into our OGs, which stand for orientation group, valour, igor, cyrus, theodore, osiris which is the best, ralph, ivanhoe and avalon, i ended up in osiris. Wth i was the only guy from my class in my sub OG, ended up with bernice, yunita and ser qi. Went for icebreakers, there were some JC1 guys from vs. After that we watched the victorian knights skit, wah lao damn spastic sia, then lunch. After lunch came the cheering session, piece of cake for vs guys lah, we know so many of the cheers already. Then massdance, ok didn't really have fun on the first day cos i didn't know how to do the dances at all. OK i can't remember what we did, but it ended late, got home at 8.

DAY 2:
OK currently suffering from a loss of memory, cant really remember what we did on day 2. There were definitely games, cheering sessions, massdance, oh and the cca walkabout. That's about it for day 2, kinda boring huh??

DAY 3:
WET GAMES. YEAH, damn fun, i love wet games. Forgot to bring my slippers, so went around barefoot. So the usual wetgames lah, but the fun part was the free time after the games. We were like pouring water over everyone, thank you bernice for the plastic bag of water, wth, haha, can you sense the sarcasm, haha. After changing out of the wet clothes and lunch came the usual cheers and massdance, ok till now i still can't get the friendship and i want you dance. Yeah i suck at these two. Oh and in the end ivanhoe won, the embarrassing part was when osiris thought we won and ran in front but in the end ivanhoe won, paiseh sia.

DAY 4:
MASSDANCE@SUNTEC. OK initially i wanted to pon the whole thing or at least half of it. But it was so fun i stayed for the whole thing. So dinner first, we were all not hungry so we were like sitting in the food court playing some spastic games, wth. After about an hour we finally decided to eat, wasn't really hungry, so i shared one chicken cutlet with darren, ok we looked like gays lah but what the heck right? Then more waiting, at 7 we haeded up to the fountain of wealth, we were kinda late, compared to the rest. Headed to the osiris area. Wah the whole night was like cheer till you drop. Halfway through the first dance it started raining quite haevily, WHO CARES!!! haha. In between dances we were forming human trains and running around the fountain,in all i think i ran around the fountain ten plus times, wth man run through other groups kena poked and tickled. So when other trains run through the osiris area, also kena poked. Then we started to form vs trains, and some retarded guys started the cedar boys train, spastic, dominic was in it, what else is new huh. Started cheering our own secondary schools cheers, of course none of the other cheers could beat the vs cheers, duh.
Basically that's all, it was really fun, ended around nine, went for a drink, got home at ten thirty, which is rather late for me. Had so much fun that i forgot to take photos, if anyone has any photos please pass hem to me

Anyways that's all i can think of at the moment, can't wait for tomorrow, sea regatta, spending the whole day at the beach, so fun, then going down for the track and field tryouts, wonder how i'll do?

Replies:

WeiJian: Eh thenaesh is fun ok, he is like damn irritating, haha, you should have seen the things darly did to him last year, wah lao classic man. Sec 1 camp sounds fun, not as fun as my orientation though.

Endy: Yes andy im not talking about you, the only girl we all know is sidney lah, he's one bloody bimbo.

Blubbs: Yeah yeah whatever, you are the one who seldom comes online, but nvm lah, try your best, it's ok.

2007-12-31T20:33:00.000+08:00

What a shitty New Year's Eve

List of things i did today(Note: Very depressing)

The usual, wake up, wash up, eat, i almost finished one whole tin of biscuits on my own.
Tuition homework, which went on from 11am to around 5pm, ok i took breaks here and there, lunch break, psp break, haha, toilet break.
5.25pm, tuition:( I know i did my homework abit last minute, i didnt even finish it, haha.
Went up to the attic to train abit
DINNER
And here i am in front of my computer screen.

What a boring day, ok it's getting better now, at least i dont have to do anymore maths homework:)

Blubber hope you have a very happy new year, don't worry there's still 3 more hours to go, it may still turn out to be good :)

OK seriously nothing much to blog about today, unless it's about algebra, or simultaneous equations, do i have any takers, i guess not, so i'll end off here.

Oh shit another two more days till school, ok not that bad lah, at least i have one whole week of orientation.

To the people going to 3J, have fun with JunKai, 3E, have fun with Thenaesh(wei jian im talking to you, haha xD)

Oh and lastly, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2007-12-29T17:07:00.000+08:00

Yay vjc!!! Just spent the last three days in vjc for the IPO. Ok quite fun lah.

DAY ONE:

OK firstly i woke up quite late and was almost late for the IPO. On my into the school i saw Darren, and he asked me if i dyed my hair, caught me off guard man, i thought it already looked very black, so i just said that it was natural, i think he was kinda busy so he accepted that lie:) Headed to the electives hub, the room we would be in most often for all three days. I cannot remember what we did, some ice breaker games i think. Then that model, catwalk game, thats was quite fun, Dominic and i dressed Ike up, he was supposed to look like a villain, but personally i think he looked like a joke lah XD Then we had some crappy lunch, then that amazing race game, ok this game was lame lah. Also learnt the vjc cheer. I think thats about all we did on the first day.

DAY TWO:

Wet games day!!! But first we had to endure the stupid pirates game. Wah lao must do all kinds of stupid forfeits just to get some small amount of materials. Got sent to the dungeon once because i was caught without a lifeline, which some girl from another class stole when we were discussing something, can't remember what. So in the dungeon, i had to do the vjc cheer with palani, ok just know that it took awhile, haha. Then came lunch, which was worse than day one. Then came the wet games, which i think was the most fun part of the IPO. I got damn wet, Elgin and song kai were throwing water bombs at me. Luckily the game that needed the shirts was the last game so i wasn't like in a cold shirt throughout, heng ah. And i hit Darren in the face with the water bomb, and i think amanda was next to him, so two birds with one stone :) And elgin poured a bucket of water in my face, the fucking water was soapy man. And that's about it.

DAY THREE:

Today!!! Well everyone looked rather tired today, not really enthu...at first. Then we played some game, can't remember what. The tasks were weird, shaving shaving foam off a balloon...WTF. So we let the girls do those tasks, we guys went around stealing other people's lifeline, so fun! Then was prize giving, what sia we got either third or fourth, the PSLs just called them both merit, so no one would be last, so nice of them, haha. After we were dismissed, a few of us went to parkway for lunch, me, dominic, joshua, and like another ten girls, i think, sorry ah lazy to name all of you. Dominic and i bought joshua one new paper since he loves reading newspapers so much, so nice of us xD. Went to pasta mania for lunch, i love pasta, we went to the right place. After lunch, the girls wanted to go home, so dominic and i went back to VS. Joshua disappeared halfway through lunch. So we went back to VS and we were saying hi to everyone, and they were like wah lao action only, still dare to come back. Yeah whatever. Then i went for lunch again, this time with yunhan, weijian, clement, danial, endy, sidney, this time we went to burger king, after alot of indecisiveness, i tell you they are all like girls, fickle like hell, and sidney is one hell of a bimbo, really. Then we wandered around parkway like one bunch of losers before going home.

That's about all i've been doing for the past three days. I think i'm suffering from insomnia, ok abit random but it's true.

I'll stop here. Congrats once again to elise for doing so well:)

Three more days till school starts, shit, i need to buy my bio textbook. VJC here i come!!!

OK just received the photos from bernice, so here they are
Notice i tried my best to stand as far away from Ike as possible, he is bloody tall, one hell of alot taller than me.

2007-12-25T20:16:00.000+08:00

Christmas is finally here!!!

Went for church at 11pm last night and got home at 1.30am, but i wasn't sleepy, so my mum took ou sparkling grape juice to drink, you know to celebrate christmas. I finally went to sleep after that.

Woke up at 11.30am this morning, which is considered very late for me. Oh man i haven't been exercising at all this week, i feel fat. Shortly after Yun han arrive, CHRISTMAS PARTY WOOHOO!!! Actually it's quite boring. Then Javier arrived, and he is like quite tall now, not as tall as me lah, but you get the idea :) And guess what!!! He isn't fat anymore, he is now chubby, haha. Oh and weijian, wish you were here, don't worry, you'll get your gift soon, i don't know when though, so be patient.

So we had lunch first, the usual, turkey, ham, satay, mee siam, interesting combination huh. Everything was good except the ham, soooo salty, gave all my ham to yun han, he needs the meat anyways, he's so small.

After lunch, to the attic, so we decided to watch movies first. Javier and I were looking for any good action movies or something along that line, while yun han was looking for the movie with the most boobs or sex or whatever that sick little mind of his likes, i have no idea what the fuck is wrong with him, but he is sick natrually. So we ended up watching Kill Bill 2, M18, but no nudity, yun han was so sad. After like 20 minutes of the show, yun han said it was boring, thats his inferior brain showing. So we changed to The Covenant, and since it was pirated, the subtitles were rubbish, but yun han wanted them on, because his inferior brain could not get any of the dialouge. So Javier and i had to put up with shit subtitles. WTF man, the things we do for friendship, is just too much sometimes.

After the movie we went down for some food and to transfer games into Feldman's psp. Oh yah forgot to mention, Feldman arrived half way through the movie and he understood the movie more than yun han, i guess his inferior brain can only understand things with sex in it. haha

So after the game transfering, i went out of the room for a while, and when i got back yun han was searching my com history to see if i watch porn, yeah right he was like trying to watch it himself, just trying to watch it thorugh my com. But he didn't find anything on my coms history, see i told you im clean, or am i....

Shortly after that all three of them left, and i walked them all the way to the MRT station, the things i do for my friends, i think im too nice, but nice is good, so i shall stay nice XD

When i got home, i raided the christmas tree.
Present list:
Billabong pencilcase
MYUK wallet
Some weird brand pouch
2 Ip zone shirts
1 hang ten shirt
1 NIKE training shirt
Funny to do the right thing shirt from wei jian and yun han
waterproof poker cards
GREEN Converse bag
Some religious shirt from Javier

Thanks all for all the presents, really apprieciate it, i like shirts, YEAH!!!

Oh and my grandparents are getting me a custom made Crumpler from Melbourne, actually they just gave me $250 to spend so thats how im going to spend it. Going to get a green and blue one when i go to Melbourne end of next year for my cousin's graduation ceremony, well at least i think im going, haha, fingers crossed.

And my parents still owe me one album by Dragonforce, if anyone knows where the hell i can get it, please tell me.

AW man i have to go to VJC on thursday, which means i have to cut my hair and get it back to black colour :(

Yo blubber haven't seen you online in quite sometime ah.
OMG there's blue on my blog. See the things i do for my blah blah blah XD Yeah whatever I think by tommorow everyone will know how nice i am, haha

Tag replies:(not many people tagged recently)

Yongjie:Hope you're having a good christmas, really pity you, and really sorry i couldn't invite you over.

Qinghui:Erm hey back to ya, oh and what's your blog's address. And see you in two days time.

2007-12-23T17:29:00.000+08:00

YEAH!!! It's nearly Christmas. The season of giving, more like the season of receiving for me, SHOW ME THE PRESENTS!!!

Anyways, it's one day to Christmas, and like one week plus to school starts. And i think i speak for most of the people in VIP 08 when i say that I CANNOT FUCKING FINISH THE BOOKS!!!

The flatland book was outright stupid, what kind of book talks about a geometrical society??? It's just stupid. And the other book with Einstein's retarded face on the cover, it's ok lah, but i just don't feel like reading anymore.

Guess what!!! For the first time in history, I have no idea what i want for Christmas, WTF!!! I'm like so not excited about Christmas this year, BORING, i feel like bashing Santa up.

Life has been pretty much boring for me, nothing to do, i want to watch national treasure 2. I think we should watch that for the dragon boaters outing which Sidney has not organized yet. What's up with that man Sidney.

OH man im gonna miss all the dragon boaters, i promise i'll come back and train you guys, you all are dead:) I'll miss MC as well, anyways good luck to next year's exco. Wonder who's going to be chairman??? Yunhan??? Weijian??? Sidney??? Junrong??? Yufan??? who else ah, can't remember already.

Ok I'm gonna stop here, gotta carry on reading about Einstien, the babi according to Mr Wong. I'm bored to death, and Yogi Bear is a horny bastard. haha

2007-12-18T21:41:00.000+08:00

So today i went out for a movie at plaza singapura with John, Lester, Daryl, Song Kai, Elgin and Aaron lam, the usual people lah. Too bad we couldn't get Yun Han, away at NCC camp i think.

So we went there blah blah blah, and Elgin was the latest as usual. We went to yoshinoya for lunch and they have this thing on, if you order a fast lunch and it doesn't come within 60 seconds you get a salmon bowl on the house. So we were like timing the lady and she did serve the food in time, aw man. Goodness we are really cheap xD

And guess what movie we watched...

This movie, ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS!!!

The other movies were all NC16 and above, so too bad. We were initially planning to watch Lust Caution,but it was R21, so we went to cry in a toilet, kiddin' :)

But Alvin turned out to be quite nice, but the ending was too rushed and spoiled the show on a whole. And there were those girls sittin behind us who were like, SO CUTEEE. Just shut up lah!!!

And we were like laughing at Song kai's pants all day, his jeans were too long and he folded it outwards and it looked damn spastic. And he was damn action lah, wore a converse jacket, actually i wore a jacket also xD

Ok i'll end off here, goin to watch tv.

2007-12-17T10:35:00.003+08:00

SPENT FOREVER ON A TRAIN

Malaysia needs some serious upgrading, last Monday i was supposed to go to Malaysia and guess when i arrived, 5am on Wednesday...F**K man!!! Ok i seriously need to stop swearing, it's getting out of hand.

So on Monday i went to take the train to Malaysia and it was delayed from 5pm to 10pm, thats like a five hour delay, haven't even gotten on the train and the problems are already rolling in. Fine so we went back at 10pm, and guess what, more problems, they didn't let us onto the platform until 11 thats another hour of waiting. So at 11 we went on the platform, happy happy, wtf man the train was not even there. The bloody train only arrived at 12 MIDNIGHT, bloody hell.

Ok so everything went well until the train reached some ulu station at 8 the next day, and didn't move for the next two hours, by this time i was nearly bald from pulling my hair in frustration. YAY at ten we moved, happy happy again, then we stopped at this Jerantut station, wah lao i haven't even heard of such a place before. And here comes the worst part, the train did not move till 8 at night thats like a 10 hour wait. And guess what i did, i slept, read that stupid book about triangles, and did some thinking, but most of the time my mind was blank, just staring at the ceiling, it's 10 fucking hours ok, and my psp ran out of batttery!!! I like fasted for the whole trip, only taking sips of water occasionally, i tried to avoid going to the toilet at all costs, the toilet is like small and wet and smelly and dirty looking and dirty.

At around 9pm my uncle arrived from Kota Bahru to pick us up, thats like a 5 hour drive...poor guy, thanks alot anyway :) Went for dinner and it tasted great, maybe it's because i haven't eaten anything for the past one and a half days. Then we drove back to KB, through the night, but it took longer than expected because of floods, so we had to take a detour, arrived at 5 in the morning, and passed out on the bed. But my brother was damn hyper, he slept through almost the whole time we were on the train.

Then i spent the next four days in KB, away from civilization, no internet for four day, had time to complete GTA haha, Ernest you got some catching up to do, no pressure:)

And finally im back home, one more book to go, wtf man. why VJC WHY???

REPLIES:
tby: So sorry i really don't have my homework, so gg loh, lol

Bryan:Yo fat guy u come tag at my blog then don't invite me to your blog, when i go back to VS next year to visit, you are roast pork ok

Blubber:Yes greetings from alien land too, and a merry alien x'mas to u too, mind telling me who u are:)

Juin: Ah thats where the chill pill grill thing came from haha. Don't feel like a stranger, go ahead and tag, no diff to me anyways:)

Yong Jie:OI dun worry this boring life will end soon, cant say the same for you, haha:)

ec:Wah lao 30 hours on the journey very fun ah, not comforting at all:(

2007-12-09T20:23:00.000+08:00

Oh man, what a shitty weekend, thank goodness it's coming to an end. I don't believe i just said that.

Anyways, saturday was borin, was woken up early by my mum who came to wake my bro up to bring him to renew his passport. Come on i still wanna sleep. Had chinese tuition at 11am, oh the pain :( Met up with Elgin for lunch and also to go look for a book which VJC wants me to read, but i could'nt find it, im in trouble. went back home to read the other book that vjc wants me to read, and guess what it's about. It's about some geometry society where triangles can reproduce and produce more triangles, YIPEE... WTF. Bloody retarded shit, courtesy of vjc, thanks alot ;( Then i got bored and decided to watch scarface for the like millionth time, super cool show, anyone wanna watch, ask me.

Ok today was slightly better, went to church in the morning, then i went to have lunch with yun han, it started pouring and i wet my RELATIVELY new pair of shoes, aw man. Came home to continue on the retarded book, did you know that female shapes are extremely dangerous xD Then it was back to tony montana of scarface, could'nt finish it yesterday because i was on the phone.

And thats about it for my weekend of misery, oh and since im so free i will upload some of the Spain photos.

2007-12-07T15:08:00.000+08:00

Now im just type nonsense for fun, im damn bored, don't need to go back to school, no holiday homework(yipee).

My borin daily routine, wake up, go for a run, BREAKFAST, do maths homework, stare at my com screen, lunchtime, back to the starin, some TV, maybe some readin, dinner, more starin,(really hopin for someone to come online), sleep. F**king boring ok.

OH and sidney can u plan the dragonboat team outin for c div on the week after next, im goin 2 malaysia(BORING) but no choice.

Now im gonna get back 2 the starin at the com screen

2007-12-06T15:57:00.001+08:00

Whoa Spain is like damn cool

let's see, where did i go

Singapore-Barcelona-Valencia-Alicante-Granada-Seville-
Lisbon(Portugal)-Fatimah(Portugal)-Salamenca-Madrid-
Singapore

Ok the plane ride sucks, 13 hours of butt hurtin, and i could hardly sleep so i watched 300 a few times(super cool show), then pirates of the carribean, food was quite good though. Landed in Amesterdam and had 2 wait 4 another hour before takin the next plane 2 Barcelona which took another 2 hours.

FINALLY, Barcelona. We like immediately went on the tour no rest at all...wtf, i think i nearly slept through the whole tour. There was like this huge church with so much detail that it gave me a headache, and guess what, it's still not complete after like 200 years, the tour guide said it will take another 20 years......happy waitin!!! There was also this tall statue of Christopher Columbus, birds loved landin on his head so his face was pretty much full of shit, bird shit.

Then there was the shoppin, wtf Spain's a womans heaven. Theres like Mango, Zara(my favourite), Armani, Gucci, Prada, Chanel, on every street in the city centre. So my mum and her friends went like shoppin, and us "kids" went 2 camp at some department store. But i did get 2 shirts from Zara which cost like half price compared 2 the ones we get here. OH and Barcelona is rather dirty and it has a serious grafitti problem

VALENCIA, cant remember much, only something abt a gate where prostitutes used to gather, and that they have many, like millions, of orange trees, but their orange juice tastes like crap xD
There was bull fightin but we were a week late i think, so sad :(

ALICANTE, f**k, f**k, f**k, hotel room was haunted, i think, but it's me, i think everything's haunted :) and my grandma(who was sharin room with me) snored like hell, so i hardly slept. And the snoring continued through the whole trip...WTF!!!!

GRANADA, only thing there was this place called Alhambra Palace, cant remember much as well. OH my hotel room smelled like shit...seriously, apparently one of the pipes were clogged up(so thats what ang moh shit smells like) So i had 2 move to a room on another floor, which was way more luxurious, lucky me

SEVILLE, 2 words, flamenca dance. It was super cool man, cant explain it, must see for yourself. The dancers were damn hot, and i was in one of the front few rows, again lucky me. There was like this gay f**k sittin behind and i tell u he damn bloody act cute ok, could'nt really eat my food properly as i was facin him, where has my luck gone??? then things got worse, one obease lady came on stage and started singin and dancin, can see all the lard flyin about

LISBON, yay Portugal, but i had 2 sit through a 7 hour bus ride, more butt hurtin, thank god there was no tourin on that day, quality time with my new PSP. Went 2 one of their biggest malls, no kick lah, small like s**t, and they allow smokin anywhere in the mall, i think im gonna get lung cancer.

FATIMAH, stopped by a nice beach on the way, most memorable part of the trip, beach was deserted though, so dont ask me if i saw anything.(especially things with the words nude and topless in it) The famous Fatimah, where Mother Mary appeared, so i said a prayer there, hope what i prayed for comes true.

SALAMENCA, nothin much, there was this chucrh where we were supposed 2 spot a skull with a frog on it on a church wall, those who spot it are said to be able 2 pass exams. Everyone saw it, except SOMEBODY who said, thats a sheep wad xD

MADRID, traffic jam, bad one somemore, to top things off, i had to use the toilet, luckily nothin came out, phew. the hotel was supposed to be 4 stars but when i entered i saw only 1 star, it sucked. Room doors didnt have auto lock, must manually lock with a key, toilet door no lock at all. Madrid was like Barcelona, shops everywhere, borin, bought another shirt from Zara though

How time flies when you're havin fun, 14 days flashed passed, and i was back on my butt for 13 hours back 2 Singapore. Adios Espanol.

OH and for those who are still wonderin, yes i dyed my hair, but its not blonde for goodness sake

Whatchu lookin at, thats all

I Finally Have A Blog

2007-12-05T16:42:00.000+08:00

YEAH!!!!

I finally have a blog, took me kinda long but better late than never.

Wei Jian has been like Bryan u should get a blog, its cool, u need my help....... blah blah blah, well here u go!!!!

If u guys think its crap keep it to yourselves, i dont take criticism well. No im kiddin please give me whatever suggestions u have... at your own risk xD

Ok i'll stop here... seriously need 2 shit